The Eagles Republic of Southwestern Germany is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Eternal Leader Finrow II with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.074 billion Southwestern German Eagles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuttgart. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southwestern German Eagle economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Denlars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 96,231 Denlars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Eternal Leader Finrow II's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southwestern Germany's national animal is the Southwestern German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beakism.

Southwestern Germany is ranked 39,660^th in the world and 199^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.84 law-abiding acts per hour.