The Republic of Redomorph is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Quackus Maximus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.769 billion Redomorphians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redomorph City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Redomorphian economy, worth 528 trillion Morphs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 91,542 Morphs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redomorph's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Redomorph is ranked 216,250^th in the world and 142^nd in The Wellspring for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.