The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.495 billion Wallandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 6.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 344,140 Wallabies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 285,629^th in the world and 5,237^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.23 flags saluted per person per day.