The Commonwealth of New Solainsula is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kelebek with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.036 billion New Solainsulans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conclave. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Solainsulan economy, worth 122 trillion Jots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,205 Jots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Solainsula's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Solainsula is ranked 10,461^st in the world and 247^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,939.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.