The Hidden Country of Kiljarit is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Takeshi Kobayashi with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.592 billion Kiljaritians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirajilik. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiljaritian economy, worth an astonishing 16,805 trillion kiljaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,520 kiljaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, they say that Kiljaritians made a dessert and called it peace, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Kiljaritian satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiljarit's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kobayashiism.

Kiljarit is ranked 3,964^th in the world and 20^th in Canada for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,769.72 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.