The Hidden Country of Kiljarit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Takeshi Kobayashi with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.286 billion Kiljaritians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirajilik. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiljaritian economy, worth an astonishing 13,971 trillion kiljaris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 364,930 kiljaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Takeshi Kobayashi's personal home is one of Canada's most notorious party destinations, and double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiljarit's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kobayashiism.

Kiljarit is ranked 349^th in the world and 1^st in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 215.21 law-abiding acts per hour.