The Federation of Vancili is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lmaoz with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.486 billion Vancilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincal. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,146 trillion Vancils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,820 Vancils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Vancilian flag can be displayed, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancili's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Vancili is ranked 5,722^nd in the world and 20^th in Canada for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.03 Effective Tax Rate.