The Federation of Vancili is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lmaoz with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.621 billion Vancilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincal. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,663 trillion Vancils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,961 Vancils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Vancili. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancili's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Vancili is ranked 284,833^rd in the world and 138^th in Canada for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,715.31 Standard Monetary Units.