The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.432 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 19,263 trillion Fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 464,945 Fracts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Almonaster Nuevo, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, being Alejandro de las Torres Altas has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is nun.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 5,734^th in the world and 29^th in Canada for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,756.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.