The Talking Region of Wild Mustanges is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Samantha White with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 42.325 billion Wilders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoville. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wild economy, worth a remarkable 4,442 trillion Liver Pools a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,961 Liver Pools, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wild Mustanges's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wild Mustanges is ranked 8,280^th in the world and 26^th in Canada for Smartest Citizens, with 103.16 quips per hour.