Population | 8.362 billion |
Capital | Pagalingling |
Leader | Monsieur Practice |
Faith | y'all need Jesus |
Currency | Guardivari |
Animal | snoring hummingbird |
The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.362 billion Kachikawawans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Guardivaris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,165 Guardivaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.
Kachikawawa is ranked 263,278th in the world and 670th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,859.52 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kachikawawa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The New Red Empire of Creberg.
- : Kachikawawa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The Pluralist Republic of Manneo Varo.
- : Kachikawawa was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Kachikawawa, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Kachikawawa was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » Free Land of Rebellium, Grimmywelsh, Faradova, Dustwind, Milanisca, Macrasetia, Wischland, Aquachromia, Alski, Evertopia, Ilfarasia, Astrobolt, Republic of Libriano, DetroitSmash, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Killettland, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Greater Theowherveld, Zeklandia, Manneo Varo, and Creberg.