The Empire of Jewsulrm is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Faruk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.177 billion Jewsulrmians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New isreal. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jewsulrmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,430 trillion New Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,318 New Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dàguó is simultaneously dead and alive, the police double as repo men, people are offered free trials to go to trial, and job satisfaction is a luxury many Jewsulrmians can't afford. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jewsulrm's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

Jewsulrm is ranked 238,325^th in the world and 24^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Black Market, with 242 billion Standard Monetary Units.