The Military Dictatorship of Grenzinia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Field marshal Arthur Huber with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.894 billion Grenzinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casington. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grenzinian economy, worth 912 trillion Greniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,433 Greniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, ants are charged with crimes against humanity, and children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grenzinia's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheism.

Grenzinia is ranked 118,784^th in the world and 15^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Black Market, with 1.85 trillion Standard Monetary Units.