The Principality of FoXy is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Pablo R with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.838 billion FoXyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashenfall. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient FoXyian economy, worth 503 trillion Furixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,229 Furixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, a light breeze is enough to make Pablo R fold, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FoXy's national animal is the Snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mysticia.

FoXy is ranked 310,392^nd in the world and 44^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.