The Eurowestern Republic of Fjordai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Xol Yılroy Kqatikarumn Semnalgheur with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.977 billion Fjordaicees are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lindfeinburch. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fjordaic economy, worth 208 trillion Fűrrs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,501 Fűrrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fjordai's national animal is the Great Crested Xologrene, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ksamqatnemgheurist School of Thought.

Fjordai is ranked 191,273^rd in the world and 29^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 553.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.