The Colonial Jakritist Republic of Ghau is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Felicity Farlon with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.462 billion Ghauanni are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Lutonshire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghauan economy, worth 181 trillion Kavbas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,375 Kavbas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the fattest folk in Ghau look to be the happiest ones, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghau's national animal is the Sanjord Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Three Religions.

Ghau is ranked 47,190^th in the world and 14^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,210.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.