The Colonial Jakritist Republic of Ghau is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Harper Farlon with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.585 billion Ghauanni are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Lutonshire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghauan economy, worth 207 trillion Kavbas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 130,627 Kavbas, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the government spares every expense for national defence, and enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghau's national animal is the Sanjord Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Three Religions.

Ghau is ranked 282,164^th in the world and 34^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Least Corrupt Governments, with 86.46 percentage of bribes refused.