The Free Land of Glenndwanaland is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 153 million Dwanas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Glenndwanalandian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Shekels a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,450 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, every week is blindness awareness week, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glenndwanaland's national animal is the Banshee Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Glenndwanaland is ranked 37,669^th in the world and 137^th in Refugia for Safest, scoring 106.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.