The Absolute Monarchy of Formendia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Karl XVII with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.471 billion Formendians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berghamn. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Formendian economy, worth 739 trillion Formediansk Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,955 Formediansk Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, Karl XVII's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Formendia's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Formendia is ranked 31,579^th in the world and 239^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 73,957.1 Standard Monetary Units.