The Colony of Evolasky is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26 million Evolaskyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The very strong Evolaskyian economy, worth 1.16 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 44,711 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Evolasky's national animal is the mockingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Evolasky is ranked 205,285^th in the world and 2,463^rd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.