The Forbidden Polycule of Daddykins is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hello Kitty with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 5.194 billion Daddykines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwOland. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The all-consuming Daddykinsian economy, worth 579 trillion UwUs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,556 UwUs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown. Daddykins's national animal is the catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Daddykins is ranked 24,133^rd in the world and 12^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 102.53 on the Bus Surprisal Index.