The Most Serene Republic of Concordcacher is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 8.3 billion Concordcacherians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Concordcacherian economy, worth 356 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,929 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and the Federal Council of Concordcacher has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Concordcacher's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Concordcacher is ranked 259,291^st in the world and 995^th in Concord for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 767.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.