The Federal Republic of Havard is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Havardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The Havardian economy, worth 2.06 trillion eurodollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,622 eurodollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 153,235 per year while the poor average 13,643, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

The Havardian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", voters are one of the nation's top imports, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havard's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Havard is ranked 27,798^th in the world and 126^th in Concord for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.09 percentage of bribes refused.