The Elven Kingdom of Memorium Land is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Odette Lefay with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.993 billion Memorium Landians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thesalia. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memorium Landian economy, worth 393 trillion al'os a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,484 al'os, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, every workday begins with group therapy, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Memorium Land's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of Platinum.

Memorium Land is ranked 17,729^th in the world and 61^st in Concord for Safest, scoring 115.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.