The Proletariat Paradise of Caetorinn is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Taravangian with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The cynical population of 3.34 billion Caetorinnians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbranth. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caetorinnian economy, worth 666 trillion Spheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,624 Spheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, dessert dishes make up the Caetorinnian breakfast menu, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caetorinn's national animal is the Chull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vorinism.

Caetorinn is ranked 1,865^th in the world and 5^th in Concord for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 191,639.74 Standard Monetary Units.