
| Population | 2.583 billion |
| Capital | Cresanden |
| Leader | All Peoples President Marcu Daleó |
| Currency | Seve |
| Animal | Leogryph |
The Most Serene Peoples Republic of Nakeyy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by All Peoples President Marcu Daleó with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.583 billion Nakeyyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cresanden. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nakeyyian economy, worth 363 trillion Seves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 140,563 Seves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nakeyy's national animal is the Leogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nakeyy is ranked 157,268th in the world and 588th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 843.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Southwestern Federal Republic,
Concordcacher, and
Council of Feathers.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
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Nakeyy voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Disability Assistance Law ".
- : Following new legislation in
Nakeyy, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
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Nakeyy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.


























































