The Fiefdom of Sai Jouk is a small, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 29 million Joukirin are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Sai Joukirian economy, worth 1.03 trillion rounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,481 rounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Sai Joukirian Moonshine", and pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sai Jouk's national animal is the dragonfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sai Jouk is ranked 91,679^th in the world and 311^th in Concord for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,992.31 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.