The Democratic Republic of Bayora is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 265 million Bayorls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bayoralen economy, worth 14.9 trillion Reef Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,178 Reef Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and structures are raised on promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayora's national animal is the Bayoran Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bayora is ranked 83,711^th in the world and 819^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,322.31 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.