The Democratic Republic of Bayora is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical population of 531 million Bayorls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bayoralen economy, worth 32.4 trillion Reef Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 60,930 Reef Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and Bayora has designated Bayora City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayora's national animal is the Bayoran Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bayora is ranked 54,609^th in the world and 2,743^rd in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,827.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.