The Democratic Republic of Bayora is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 686 million Bayorls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bayoralen economy, worth 44.7 trillion Reef Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 65,138 Reef Lights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, edutainment video games are taking Bayora's students to the next level, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bayora's national animal is the Bayoran Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bayora is ranked 112,927^th in the world and 886^th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 59.29 on the Human Development Index.