The Kingdom of Iceagea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tug with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.602 billion Iceageans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tusko. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Iceagean economy, worth 837 trillion Neandes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,561 Neandes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iceagea's national animal is the Mammoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iceagea is ranked 288,913^th in the world and 1,429^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.18 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.