The Esperantist Federation of Ouidland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Archbishop Torleif Volu with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 5.517 billion Ouidfolk have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Freyr's. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ouidish economy, worth 563 trillion Nikeloes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,090 Nikeloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, billions of Nikeloes are being blown on orbital weapons development, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", and tourists call Ouidish beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ouidland's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Vedic Heathenry.

Ouidland is ranked 25,152^nd in the world and 127^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,425.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.