The Federal Republic of Orctavia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Suleiman with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The democratic, devout population of 1.486 billion Orctavians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bragenburg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orctavian economy, worth 237 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,142 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orctavia's national animal is the Dragons, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Melitharstvo.

Orctavia is ranked 70,713^th in the world and 338^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,408.15 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.