Population | 2.405 billion |
Capital | Ihmisten |
Leader | Arto Mannen-Darmstadt |
Faith | Kansakunnan Yhtenäisyysuskonto |
Currency | Mannen Mark |
Animal | Reich Lion |
The Zarenreich of Mannerhelm is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Arto Mannen-Darmstadt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical, humorless population of 2.405 billion Manns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihmisten. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Mannerhelmian economy, worth 263 trillion Mannen Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,489 Mannen Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mannerhelm's national animal is the Reich Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kansakunnan Yhtenäisyysuskonto.
Mannerhelm is ranked 216,177th in the world and 1,007th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mannerhelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Mannerhelm was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Mannerhelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Mannerhelm was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Mannerhelm was endorsed by The Pink Holy of Kalebo.
- : Mannerhelm lost the endorsement of The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Following new legislation in Mannerhelm, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
- : Following new legislation in Mannerhelm, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Mannerhelm, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Mannerhelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 66 » Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Nuweland, Raghallaigh, UGBK, Nardin, Imperium Anglorum, Yahlia, Meropis, Ortigia, Invernessia, Liberepublia, Northern German Federation, Bastile, St Scarlett, Narmocrana, Armbruster, Thracia Republic, Gliesetonia, Dark Matter, The Champions League, Someseni, Slavatania, Iceagea, Irminsulia, Rary, Skalliad, Cot Deviet, Drembler, Esvonia, North of Americas, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Karnea, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Ferranghia, Reiserland, Walfo, Myanerus, Elestansa, Thracia and Crimea, Orsik, Calicov, Outer Sparta, Slovanov, Alsted, Kroynia, Kkorea, Wamia, and 16 others.Parliamentary Laramidia, Wombelland, Kronverg, Great Clucky, Woodlands, New Eestiball, Saarenmaa, Agausia, Cambany, Trixeland, Ausvelt, Faack, Robbonia, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Basque Dominion.