The Republic of Anahuacaria is a tiny, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7 million Anahuacarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The Anahuacarian economy, worth 402 billion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,555 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa. Crime is totally unknown. Anahuacaria's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Anahuacaria is ranked 64,211^th in the world and 1,452^nd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.