The Empire of Zuuri is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Taari Tagayama with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 13.481 billion Zuurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sokar. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zuurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Rins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,470 Rins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Zuurian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, decades-serving politicians are now both out of touch and out of time, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, and three extra hay bales are rolled into Zuuri's gold vaults every year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuuri's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zuuri is ranked 35,987^th in the world and 28^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Governments, scoring 25.3 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.