The Commonwealth of Europan Union is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.629 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilia. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth a remarkable 1,370 trillion Panos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,819 Panos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Prime Minister during diplomatic summits, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europan Union's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europan Union is ranked 7,756^th in the world and 4^th in Hive for Highest Food Quality, scoring 177.92 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.