The Federal Republic of Infinityland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Augustine with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.72 billion Infinitylandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Infinity. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Infinitylandian economy, worth 374 trillion Rubleeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,386 Rubleeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinityland's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Infinityland is ranked 23,856^th in the world and 15^th in Estalcia for Smartest Citizens, with 63.06 quips per hour.