The Federal Republic of The Earths people is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Victoriam Democratiam with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.011 billion People of the earth are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratia. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earths person economy, worth 668 trillion Democratic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,356 Democratic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of The Earths people's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Earths people's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Common Sense.

The Earths people is ranked 22,657^th in the world and 24^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Poor Incomes, with 87,555.47 Standard Monetary Units.