The Fedəration of My Nation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister David with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.738 billion My Nationians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving My Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,654 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, Prime Minister David knows that some internet activities are strictly solitary (My Nation has found 3 easter eggs), and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My Nation's national animal is the American Shorthair cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

My Nation is ranked 9,059^th in the world and 6^th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.9 law-abiding acts per hour.