The Holy Empire of Froybia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Pontus with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The quiet, industrious population of 6.14 billion Froybians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minken. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Froybian economy, worth 873 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,283 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Dollars, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollars treacle machine, and the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Froybia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Froybia is ranked 20,638^th in the world and 5^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,420.01 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.