Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th Least Corrupt Governments: 23rd Best Weather: 30th
The Forest Realm of
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Wolfhawk

Population33.448 billion

CapitalCuriosity City
LeaderGLJordan
FaithSilver Empress

Currencylantern
Animalferret

The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by GLJordan with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.448 billion Wolfhawkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The large but stagnant Wolfhawkian economy, worth 529 trillion lanterns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 15,821 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and government employees from Wolfhawk dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 123,709th in the world and 2nd in Emeraldise for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 334.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6thLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rdBest Weather: 30thNicest Citizens: 47thMost Cultured: 74thMost Beautiful Environments: 96thHealthiest Citizens: 101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thSafest: 106thLongest Average Lifespans: 116thMost Pacifist: 218thMost Compassionate Citizens: 220thMost Rebellious Youth: 482ndSmartest Citizens: 635thLargest Populations: 729thMost Devout: 853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,011thLargest Governments: 1,042ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,420thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,947thMost Influential: 2,984thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,967thMost Income Equality: 7,586thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,076thNudest: 13,113th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, government employees from Wolfhawk dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, it's best not to ask what goes into Curiosity City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, most ambassadors from Wolfhawk retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
  • : Wolfhawk agreed to construct embassies between Emeraldise and The Alliance of the Noot.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.

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