Most Cheerful Citizens: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th
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Wolfhawk

Population36.232 billion

CapitalCuriosity City
LeaderGLJordan
FaithSilver Empress

Currencylantern
Animalferret

The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.232 billion Wolfhawkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wolfhawkian economy, worth 599 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 16,551 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 226,413th in the world and 2nd in Emeraldise for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -44.58 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29thLeast Corrupt Governments: 35thBest Weather: 39thNicest Citizens: 50thMost Cultured: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndHealthiest Citizens: 104thSafest: 107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 110thMost Pacifist: 188thMost Compassionate Citizens: 217thLongest Average Lifespans: 329thMost Rebellious Youth: 487thSmartest Citizens: 639thLargest Populations: 710thMost Devout: 826thHighest Average Tax Rates: 901stLargest Governments: 956thLowest Crime Rates: 1,177thMost Inclusive: 1,961stTop
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Most Influential: 3,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,232ndTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,686thMost Income Equality: 22,126th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfhawk, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.

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