The Republic of Warrussia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 763 million Warrussians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simitalia. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Warrussian economy, worth 60.1 trillion warrussian wadergs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,778 warrussian wadergs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrussia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warrussia is ranked 34,671^st in the world and 702^nd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,797.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.