The Republic of Valenrech is a small, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 32 million Valenrechians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.

The Valenrechian economy, worth 2.30 trillion takas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,730 takas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown. Valenrech's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Valenrech is ranked 141,415^th in the world and 175^th in Aesica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 482.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.