The Utopian Federation of Universal Human State is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chi 76A31ADD432 Zethorim with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.361 billion Earthlings are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong an Earthling economy, worth 141 trillion Monetary Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,330 Monetary Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, An Earthling novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Chi 76A31ADD432 Zethorim, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universal Human State's national animal is the Lower Life Form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Universal Human State is ranked 17,574^th in the world and 251^st in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,628.67 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.