The Utopian Federation of Universal Human State is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleph 762DF417CC551 Xeal with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.488 billion Earthlings are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 12. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Earthling economy, worth 158 trillion Monetary Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,745 Monetary Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Universal Human State, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universal Human State's national animal is the Lower Life Form, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Universal Human State is ranked 329,386^th in the world and 837^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.59 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.