The Pointed-Cap Witch Dads of Ubertas is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Presbyter Joshua Duplenticy with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.843 billion Ubertasians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talalunson. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ubertasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,102 trillion Ubertasian Denariis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,018 Ubertasian Denariis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Ubertas, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubertas's national animal is the Lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Orthodoxy.

Ubertas is ranked 46,760^th in the world and 143^rd in Horizon for Most Conservative, scoring 76.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.