The Vampire Queen of Luminous Valentine is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luminous Valentine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.03 billion Luminouses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Luminous Valentinean economy, worth 127 trillion Lumins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,267 Lumins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,360 per year while the poor average 32,286, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luminous Valentine's national animal is the Vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Luminism.

Luminous Valentine is ranked 206,090^th in the world and 532^nd in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.