The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.115 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,593 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Grade A Minister of Eggs is called 'Patches' at international summits, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 330,789^th in the world and 814^th in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.