The Green Land of Eggtowne is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.526 billion Eggs, 4.307 billion of whom are zombies, are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,940 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 530^th in the world and 1^st in Horizon for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,840.8 on the Clooney Contribution Index.