The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.977 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,076 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, hospitals in Eggtowne are too busy serving the needs of Horizon to see Eggs, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over The Grade A Minister of Eggs's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 1,762^nd in the world and 2^nd in Horizon for Most Developed, scoring 98.1 on the Human Development Index.