The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.601 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,254 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and scientists take credit every time it rains in Horizon. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 306,843^rd in the world and 595^th in Horizon for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.18 kickbacks per hour.