The High-Rising Metropolis of Drientin is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 714 million Drientinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Realé. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drientinian economy, worth 87.4 trillion Krans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,475 Krans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, D-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, Drientinians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drientin's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Drientin is ranked 243,769^th in the world and 705^th in Horizon for Fattest Citizens, with 7.69 Obesity Rate.