The Community of Tooloonee is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.905 billion TLNeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokoff Bee House City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Toolooneean economy, worth 71.1 trillion hunee dolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,311 hunee dolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Nokoff Bee House City, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tooloonee's national animal is the nokoff bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tooloonee is ranked 191,732^nd in the world and 177^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 94.98 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.