Population | 7.245 billion |
Capital | Blacklake Isle |
Leader | High Captain Balman |
Faith | Alcoholism |
Currency | gold mark |
Animal | kraken |
The Free Islands of The Coarsal Pirates is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High Captain Balman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.245 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacklake Isle. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Coarsal economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion gold marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 357,439 gold marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle, The Coarsal Pirates is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Coarsal Pirates's national animal is the kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alcoholism.
The Coarsal Pirates is ranked 294,377th in the world and 11,134th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Coarsal Pirates, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in The Coarsal Pirates, The Coarsal Pirates is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in The Coarsal Pirates, the first step of recovery from alcoholism usually entails buying a bicycle.
- : Following new legislation in The Coarsal Pirates, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : The Coarsal Pirates voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : The Coarsal Pirates voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : The Coarsal Pirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Following new legislation in The Coarsal Pirates, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
- : Following new legislation in The Coarsal Pirates, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
- : The Coarsal Pirates voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Tethys 13, Dragonian Alliance, Arkadia Universalis, Pridelantic people, Bartanland, Jamil Federations, Elthalion, Spinazieland, Bostoniax, The Stalinist Union, ZT333, Neo Hungarica, Aqual, Nuwisha, Great Ruthenia, Philosopy, Borkmaster, Freistaat Eisenstadt, Infinitedeathville, Dennenberg, Dannyria, Admin D, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Cretanja, Anarthoria, Little Alternia, Alle Krona, TRIEADMORE, Kharostia, Redinnia, Smeeperia, Perlemont, Grailia, Scarpland, 6s9s2k3k, Holmica, and Azurius.