The Kingdom of Stocuria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by PM Zaw Win Maung with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.125 billion Stocurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maingnar. The average income tax rate is 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Stocurian economy, worth 138 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,293 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stocuria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Stocuria is ranked 303,789^th in the world and 114^th in Der Leibwache for Most Cultured, scoring 42 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.