The Theocracy of High Jacksonia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 253 million High Jacksonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient High Jacksonian economy, worth 9.13 trillion Dolers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,094 Dolers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. High Jacksonia's national animal is the Bobcat.

High Jacksonia is ranked 179,908^th in the world and 55^th in Der Leibwache for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,010.7 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.