The Free Land of Socialist American Republics is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The democratic population of 402 million Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qiryat Fransis-Kodesh. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse american economy, worth 41.0 trillion israeli leibsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,061 israeli leibsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Time flies when you're not having fun, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist American Republics's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist American Republics is ranked 62,387^th in the world and 20^th in Der Leibwache for Highest Average Incomes, with 102,061.73 Standard Monetary Units.