The Cultural nationalist state of De Sao Paulo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cassiano Pavelić with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.054 billion Paulistanos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paulistana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Paulistanico economy, worth 260 trillion Ouro paulistas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,774 Ouro paulistas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must pay to enjoy De Sao Paulo's pristine beaches, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. De Sao Paulo's national animal is the Harpia harpyja, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

De Sao Paulo is ranked 209,045^th in the world and 69^th in Der Leibwache for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.